History is Dumb!

History is Dumb!
by james bezerra

I don’t know how much you think about ivory smuggling,
but I find it fascinating!
All that blood and risk and money
just because ivory is kinda pretty!
Don’t even get me started on diamonds!
I also like to think about how the whole reason Columbus sailed West
was because he was trying to find the fastest
way to get us salts and spices from an exotic land
all because our food was kind of bland!
Sometimes I think we’re all morons.

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