Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Completely Reasonable Abuses of Power.

Completely Reasonable Abuses of Power
by james bezerra

If I were the Pope,
I would make it a mortal sin
for anyone else to win
a game of checkers with the Pope.

The Pope would also have the right
to call a “do over”
on any hand of Poker.

And I’d establish a law
that says everyone must speak in a whisper
whenever the Pope is hung over.

And perhaps I’d issue a decree
commanding women to find me
more attractive than George Clooney.

Also, I would double
the size of the collection plate
to pay for my new Caribbean real estate.


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