Wednesday, August 3, 2011


by james bezerra

Draft Lottery/California Lottery
Serial Killer/Breakfast cereal
John Wayne Gacy/John Wayne
The Tea Party/a tea party
Hunting/Bargain hunting
Lynching/David Lynch
Republicanism/Virtually anything else
Getting a ticket/Getting free tickets to a Bon Jovi concert!
Having a stalker/Having a stalker who is Mila Kunis
Idle gossip/Gossip Girl
Worshipping idols/Billy Idol’s “White Wedding”
Having cancer/Being a Cancer
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace/Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Charlie Sheen/Martin Sheen
FOX News/Fenneck foxes (So cute!)


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