I recently wrote my first ever review of a product on Amazon, and I cannot tell you why, but seeing it there has filled me with a strange sense of pride. This is what Narvin R. Johnson must have felt like when that new phone book came out!
I know that all of you have been reviewing things on Amazon for years, but despite having this here blog, I have decidedly not embraced the digital age in many ways (I use an abacus at work, for instance, and also churn my own butter), so for me this interaction with the internet behemoth Amazon was quite a thrilling adventure.
Also, my review has at least one egregious typo, if you can identify it you will win the first ever “STANDARD KINK: FIND A TYPO CONTSET!” and I will personally mail you something belonging to my roommate! (Just don’t tell her.)
Here is the review:
No Fly Zone Bivy
Happy hunting!
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3 comments:
I do believe your error is in the first line... "you're going to be a disappointed"
While I do not have a BA in Creative Writing, I believe the sentence should read: you're going to be disappointed.... without the awkward "a"
Are you going to mail me your roommate's bivy?
Dammit! I never even saw that one. Well … CONGRATULATIONS! I will be putting your special prize in the mail tomorrow.
I will look forward to a lightly used bivy coming in the near future then!
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