Wildlife I Have Met: #3
by james bezerra
Last time I went camping
I found a totally stoned woodchuck.
He said, “Man, I’m so baked I thought you were a pheasant.”
He asked if I was a narc
or a ranger for the state park.
He didn’t believe I wasn’t
and yelled at me, “Man, you totally suck!”
and that’s when I took off running.
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