Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Wildlife I Have Met: #1.

Wildlife I Have Met: #1
by james bezerra

Last time I went camping
I was accosted by a grizzly bear.
He drank all of my beer
and then commenced to sobbing,
“No one loves me!” he was saying.
I knew I had a lot to fear
from this sloppy drunk bear
so when he pass out I started running.


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