I think that I may have mentioned previously that I am in a completely imaginary band. Or rather, it is a real band with real members; it’s just that almost none of us play what you might traditionally call “musical interments”. Also we never rehearse, or play at all really. Most of the band members don’t even know each other because I keep letting more and more people join. There’s really no screening process at all!
So while we don’t exactly have the trappings of a real band, we do have songs. Or rather, we have titles for as-yet-not-written songs. Please enjoy these new titles for the as-yet-not-written songs on my band’s next album.
Allegorical U-Turn
Lo-fi Pop Noise Invasion
It Sounds Better in German
The California Roll Ho
The Multitude of Meaningss of the Word “Jam”
Your Blood Tastes Weird
The Entirely Predictable Killing Spree
That Food Processor is Haunted!
I Hate Life More Than You Do
Endlessly Clever and Prolific
How to Summon Your Own Spirits
Fools Russian
Hipster Food Truck Armada
Just a Glorified Bear Trap
I’m a Whore for Whores
I’m a Whore for More Whores (Reprise)
Not Your Grandmother’s 4G Network
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