Where I'm at right now.

I am in a bar/mexican restaurant bar and here is the 360: 

To my left a couple college-age girls drinking and taking selfiies. They are cute-ish in that Selena Gomez might play either of them in the movie of this blog post, despite the fact that two Selena Gomezes are 100 pounds lighter than these two actual normal people. I can't tell if they're BFFs of if they're on a date If it is a date it is going well. HASHTAG: pillowfightslater?

Past them along the bar, an off-duty nurse still in scrubs and a guy in a deep V American Eagle top and he is trying to close the deal despite his little moustache and she just looks tired, however if there is anything that the Chive's "Bored at Work" has taught us, it's that nurses are crazy.

Past them and to the left: fat white girl and skinny Hispanic guy. This is enough of a trope already that I'm not going to opine about it here.

Further around the 360: two women in after-work clothes who don't want to sleep with me, but that's okay because i don't want to sleep with them. HASHTAG: sexual tension neutrality and therefore uselessness.

Further around the 360: empty booth, empty booth, empty booth, then: Asian girl in salmon knit sweater eating with a fork while Mexican girl who is trying to look skinnier than she is laughs louder than is required; that one is very much a date.

Further around the 360: brings you back to me: short buzz-cut guy in hipster glasses, slim but somehow still kinda soft, drinks his drink in his black t-shirt and types blog posts on his phone all antisocial.

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