Thursday, July 8, 2021

How to Succeed in Life!


Below is an easy 4-step self-help book I just wrote. Success 100% guaranteed:

  1. Have rich parents.

  2. Be good looking.

  3. Don’t develop too bad of a drug habit.

  4. Take every opportunity to publicly explain your success without mentioning Steps 1 - 3.

That’s it! Welcome to your new life! Congratulations!

Stay tuned next week for my forthcoming book, “How to Succeed in Politics!”




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