Wednesday, July 28, 2021

A Potential Gold Medaler.

Olympic events I could be competitive in (if they existed):

  • Sleeping poorly.

  • Podcast listening.

  • Getting myself worked up about people who won’t get vaccinated.

  • Fogging up my own glasses while wearing a mask.

  • Missing messages on Facebook because I don’t go on it anymore.

  • Finding the cheapest bottle of red wine in any store.

  • Having dreams where I explain to people how the mail works.

  • Singing songs to my cat about my cat and not having them appreciated by my cat.

  • Always having the closed captioning on.

  • Buying fruit and then not eating it.

  • Slowly killing my own herb garden.

  • Making lists.




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