Below is an easy 4-step self-help book I just wrote. Success 100% guaranteed:
Have rich parents.
Be good looking.
Don’t develop too bad of a drug habit.
Take every opportunity to publicly explain your success without mentioning Steps 1 - 3.
That’s it! Welcome to your new life! Congratulations!
Stay tuned next week for my forthcoming book, “How to Succeed in Politics!”
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