More Awesome Poetry!

The latest awesome entry into our file of ‘Breakfast by Association’ poems. Please read and enjoy! And then send me yours!



Breakfast by Association
By King Heifer*

Breakfast
Cheerios
Hi-Ho-Cherrio
O face
Jackie O
JFK
Dead Kennedys
Trotsky Icepick
Stalin
Hitler
Springtime for Hitler
April, the cruelest month
Baseball
Jackie Robinson
Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood
Mrs. Robinson
Robinson Crusoe
Amish Paradise
Eat It
Breakfast





* So the editorial staff here at Standardkink have a standing policy of changing the names to protect the guilty and so as you have probably figured out “King Heifer” is not actually the poet’s real name. It is a pseudonym, and a pretty fricken’ awesome one at that. The real poet is an actual, real grown-up person who maybe shouldn’t get caught writing poems about breakfast for a fairly dubious (if only because it is usually lame) blog. But you know what? All the bigger props to King Heifer, for he is the real dissident, the rebel, the subversive, the provocateur! I like to think that he wrote this in his office! At his desk! On fancy company stationary! Rock on K.H.

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