Yet more awesome breakfast poetry!

So if you like association poems about breakfast as much as I do then today is your lucky day! Below is another one from King Heifer. You should read it and then send me yours!


Breakfast by Association
By King Heifer

Breakfast
Rutti Tutti Fresh and Frutti
IHOP
iPod
Pod people
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
D-Day invasion
Juno Beach
Juno
Paulie Bleeker
Paulie Walnuts
The Sopranos
Joey Pants
The Matrix
Blue pill, red pill
Remember what the dormouse said
That's what she said
Kelly Clarkson!!!!
Paula Abdul
L.A. Lakers
Magic Johnson
They're magically delicious!
Lucky Charms
Breakfast

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More Awesome Poetry!

The latest awesome entry into our file of ‘Breakfast by Association’ poems. Please read and enjoy! And then send me yours!



Breakfast by Association
By King Heifer*

Breakfast
Cheerios
Hi-Ho-Cherrio
O face
Jackie O
JFK
Dead Kennedys
Trotsky Icepick
Stalin
Hitler
Springtime for Hitler
April, the cruelest month
Baseball
Jackie Robinson
Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood
Mrs. Robinson
Robinson Crusoe
Amish Paradise
Eat It
Breakfast





* So the editorial staff here at Standardkink have a standing policy of changing the names to protect the guilty and so as you have probably figured out “King Heifer” is not actually the poet’s real name. It is a pseudonym, and a pretty fricken’ awesome one at that. The real poet is an actual, real grown-up person who maybe shouldn’t get caught writing poems about breakfast for a fairly dubious (if only because it is usually lame) blog. But you know what? All the bigger props to King Heifer, for he is the real dissident, the rebel, the subversive, the provocateur! I like to think that he wrote this in his office! At his desk! On fancy company stationary! Rock on K.H.

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Yet Even More Additional and Awesome Poetry!

So here again my friend Tommy “The Bee Keeper” Rhoads has written another Breakfast by Association poem for your enjoyment! Isn’t that nice of him! You should read it and then write your own and then send it to me!

Rock on Tommy. Rock on with your bad bee keeping self.

Breakfast by Association
By Tommy Rhoads

break fast
fast pass
pass gas
gas bill
bill pay
pay day
day light
light speed
speed trap
trap door
door man
man cave
cave man
man love
love you
you tube
tube snake
snake bite
bite me
me time
time machine
machine wash
wash cloth
cloth diaper
diaper bag
bag lady
lady Jay
jay walk
walk way
way cool
cool down
down town
town hall
hall pass
pass time
time warp
warp speed
speed freak
freak show
show girl
girl car
car pool
pool side
side table
table top
top dog
dog park
park pass
pass word
word up
up front
front door
door knob
knob hill
hill valley
valley oak
oak tree
tree top
top flight
flight school
school day
day break
break fast

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Even More Awesome Poetry!

My friend Mike “The Director” Ervin went and wrote himself his own Breakfast by Association poem. You should do it too! And send it to me!

Party on Mike, party on.


Breakfast by Association
By Mike Ervin

Breakfast
break slow
break dance
dance party
party hard
driving home drunk, its all so blurry and something runs out from the darkness
Brake Fast
Breakfast

Also, i think i killed a homeless man


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