Thursday, August 7, 2014

How Are Things on the West Coast?

Out here on the West coast we have started paying cargo ships to slow the hell down in the Santa Barbara Channel so that they won’t hit as many blue whales.

I really think that there is something hilarious about this (and also sad) but I can’t for the life of me distill it down into a single coherent thought. And I have been thinking about it ALL DAY.
If you can isolate the hilarity genome in this, please let me know, otherwise I am just going to keep stewing on it endlessly,

(Also, don’t google “blue whale collisions” because there is - apparently - never a happy fun story about them.)


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