So if you have read this blog before, you know that I am in a completely fake band. We don’t practice or play and that’s good because most of us can’t actually play what you might call ‘traditional’ instruments anyway.
Myself, I play the variable-speed blender and I am getting quite good (not actually) at the harmonica.
What our band does do, however, is amass good song titles. Below are some of the better and best that we have come up with lately.
Tell me that you don’t want to hear these songs. Seriously. Say it with a straight face.
Some of the awesome songs for our next album:
The Rusty Lush
Tasks Heroic and Necessary
Hot Foggy Glasses - (this is stolen from Eggplant).
Infrared Love Story
The East German Mummy Mania Project
Naked Shower Ghost – (this is stolen from Eggplant & The Captain)
Hot and Damp (like laundry)
Electric Shakespeare
Static Kill
Pavilion of Wigs
Chronic Love Captive
Glorious Defilement
A Growing Constellation
The American Asylum
Slunk Traffickers Trail a Pregnant Cow - (this is stolen from William Burroughs)
Fallacy is the only Phallus I got
Lunar Parking is Easy to Find
Burned Nickel is Burnished Metal
Don’t Stop Unless I Say the Safe Word
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