Showing posts with label new york. Show all posts
Showing posts with label new york. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Reblogged.


From time to time I re-fall in love with life. I just had one of those profound moments of reflection.

Alfred Hitchcock said, “Drama is life with the dull parts taken out.”

Well I agree that 70 – 80% of life is tedium and monotony, but that other 30 – 20% is pure wonderfulness.

I realized that I have been to New York and Boston. I have been to London and St. Louis, Paris, Orlando, and I have eaten fried chicken in Philadelphia with my grandmother (whom I miss dearly). I have had sangria on the roof of the Met (one of my favorite places in the world) and I have watched the sky turn green in Ozark Missouri before a thunder storm. I’ve been to Branson and Las Vegas. I have stood at the top of the Eiffel Tower and at the top of the fake one at the Paris Casino. I have been thrown out of bars in San Francisco and loaned my jacket to a naked stripper in Fresno, who was trying to catch some ZZZs on the couch. I have been lucky enough to fall in love and unlucky enough to get stranded at Heathrow for two days. I’ve had fish thrown over my head at Pike’s Place Market in Seattle and I have stumbled ass backward into fist fights in Sun Valley. I personally discovered that the snow in Park City Utah is nature’s best beer cozy and also have experienced a couple of sublimely perfect days in Salt Lake City; there’s nothing quite as perfect as being in love in the cold. I have smoked cigarettes in San Diego while listening to Nada Surf live while landing jets passed overhead. I’ve driven a rented Vauxhall (on the wrong side of the road) all the way to Stonehenge and walked the world’s best museum in Shelburne Vermont. I have nearly died on a kayak off the coast of Catalina and I have been deliriously in love on 17-Mile-Drive around Pebble Beach. I have straddled the Prime Meridian and the US-Mexico border; for that matter I have flown a kite under a pier on a Mexican beach and personally haggled over the price of a lobster dinner. I have watched a Minute Man III missile launch from Vanderburgh before the sun had come up and I have stood on the flight deck of an operational aircraft carrier, with Tchaikovsky blaring in my headphones. I have known more amazing women than is fair and I have been lucky enough to love some of them and to be loved in return. I have unhooked corsets in dark rooms and made love on a bare stage (empty audience). I have been found guilty in court of a misdemeanor and I have cried in front of more than one therapist. I have fallen in love with the Brooklyn Bridge and been terrified by the Coronado Bridge. And next week I will go white water rafting on the Sacramento River and the week after I will hike into the Grand Canyon and then ride a helicopter out of it. There is no end to the things that I love about life, and while life never seems easy at the time, it is simply and always worth the effort.  

From time to time I re-fall in love with life.  

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Don Ho on Vacation.



Don Ho on Vacation
by james bezerra

Where would Don Ho go
for a little vacation?
Probably New York.

What would Don Ho do
in the Big Apple? Maybe
see the Lion King?

What did Don Ho like
at the MET? The audio
tour, probably.

How did Don Ho like
the NYC winter? Well,
he just loved the snow!

What did Don Ho do
in the snow? He took a sled
into Central Park!

What else did Do Ho
do in December? Skating
skating at Rockefeller!

Was Don Ho sad to
leave the city? Yes very.
He cried in the cab.

But was Don Ho glad
to land in Honolulu?
So glad he danced!

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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Sexy Manatees and Other Headlines.

It is heartening to know that I’m not the only one having a spell of weird lately, it would seem as though the entire world is a little off kilter.

Exhibit A: Workers at the World Trade Center site found that down below the old building foundations there was . . . drum roll please . . . a boat. An 18th century ship, to be exact.

That’s strange right?

You can read about that HERE.

Exhibit B: Then there was the one about the horny manatees that got stranded in Miami. That’s right, manatees!

Exhibit C: Oh yeah, did you hear the one about that UFO in China? Did you see the fricken’ pictures?



Read all about it!

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Monday, July 12, 2010

Manhattanhenge. The 2nd Greatest henge in the world!




So if you’re like me and you’re already acquainted with every single bit of minutia ever and it is occupying the space in your brain that is supposed to be reserved for information like your street address (which I still can not remember exactly, but I'm getting close!) then you certainly have already heard of “Manhattanhenge”.

If you haven’t, you can either read the Wiki page about it, or you can just see my bad ass description below.

So the island of Manahattan is basically laid out on a grid (with the exception of Broadway, which was build on top of a Indian hunting trail, which was originally a migratory animal path across the island). The East-West streets are all laid out at the same angle and twice a year they line up directly with the sunset. Today was one of those days.

Sadly, today was foggy. Booooooooo.

Here is a tongue-in-cheek article about what alien archeologists might be able to ascertain about us in the future when they study “Manhattanhenge”.

Big props to DKBP for sending this article over.




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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Girl with Monet.

Here is an old picture of Violet standing in front of a Monet. This is at the Met in NY.


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Monday, May 18, 2009

New Short Story Published!!!

Hello everybody, I am pleased to tell you that I have a story up at this website: Spindlezine.com

It is a very fancy site devoted to all things New York-ish, so I am all kinds of happy about having a story there, being that I am a California boy.

This story is more in the realist vein than most of my writing, it was kind of an interesting departure for me.

Here is one of Violet's cool New York pictures, just for fun:

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