Spray On Clothes! And UFOs are Trying to Kill Us.

So I have told you this before, but one of my favorite places to troll on the internet is the Oddly Enough section of Reuters.

The other day on my lunch I was reading along on my phone and I came across this one, which I think is a real winner: Spray-on clothes unveiled on chemistry lab catwalk.



Yeah, that's right, spay on clothes.

Think about how much this is going to feed my fetish for packing light for trips!

And if foward leaps of fashion aren't something that interest you, then there is always this article about how UFOs have been messing with our nuclear weaposn and no one wants to talk about it.



(This is a picture of a UFO messing with our nuclear deterrent.)

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Sexy Manatees and Other Headlines.

It is heartening to know that I’m not the only one having a spell of weird lately, it would seem as though the entire world is a little off kilter.

Exhibit A: Workers at the World Trade Center site found that down below the old building foundations there was . . . drum roll please . . . a boat. An 18th century ship, to be exact.

That’s strange right?

You can read about that HERE.

Exhibit B: Then there was the one about the horny manatees that got stranded in Miami. That’s right, manatees!

Exhibit C: Oh yeah, did you hear the one about that UFO in China? Did you see the fricken’ pictures?



Read all about it!

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