The kind of day it has been.

The kind of day it has been: for reasons passing understanding, today I wore three completely different outfits, one for each of the three completely different parts of my day. This was not by design at all. Weirdly, a girl I know who I virtually never see, saw me - entirely randomly - during each of the three separate parts of my day and in each of my different outfits. If she noticed, she didn’t say anything and I’m happy she didn’t because I would not have had any reasonable explanations for any of the costume changes. Sometimes a guy just wants to change clothes, you know?

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Turtleneck.

This is neither here nor there, but I cannot remember the last time that I wore a turtleneck.

This is both a good, and wise thing. I am short and have inherited poor genetics that guarantee me a supple and fleshy chin and neck. So the turtleneck look is no good for me.

However, I like a simple, classic style enough to appreciate that the turtleneck can be a good look … if you’re really good looking.

That’s all I really had to say about that.

(P.S.: Sorry folks, not all of these posts can be winners.)

(P.P.S.: You try consistently generating original content on a regular basis, then complain about that time I posted about turtlenecks. Just saying.)

(P.P.P.S.: Dude, how fucking dreamy are Matt Bomer’s blue eyes? That fucker.)

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Fashion for the Literati.

So I know that you know that my birthday is coming up soon (although I am past the age when these things are fun to talk about), but if you were inclined to get me something awesome, perhaps consider these t-shirts with out-of-print book covers on them.

outofprintclothing.com






This link is lifted from dearest Jennica’s facebook page. Thanks Jennica!

Spray On Clothes! And UFOs are Trying to Kill Us.

So I have told you this before, but one of my favorite places to troll on the internet is the Oddly Enough section of Reuters.

The other day on my lunch I was reading along on my phone and I came across this one, which I think is a real winner: Spray-on clothes unveiled on chemistry lab catwalk.



Yeah, that's right, spay on clothes.

Think about how much this is going to feed my fetish for packing light for trips!

And if foward leaps of fashion aren't something that interest you, then there is always this article about how UFOs have been messing with our nuclear weaposn and no one wants to talk about it.



(This is a picture of a UFO messing with our nuclear deterrent.)

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