Pick A Dictatorship.

No doubt some of you are familiar with the “Would You Rather” series of books. They are these hilarious little things that present you with unpleasant and impossible choices. I have fond memories of sitting around with friends and reading through them. The idea is that if you HAD to take one of these options, which would it be.

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him?

That sort of thing, though they get much stranger and dirtier than that one.

Well, with all that is going on in the world, I have been thinking:

Whose dictatorship would you rather live in:

Gaddafi of Charlie Sheen?
Things to consider: Do you prefer your rants filled with Anti-Americanism, quasi-Anti-Imperialist delusions or cocaine-fueled delusions of grandeur? Also: are you a hooker (in which case, go with Gaddafi)?

Sarah Palin or Glenn Beck?
Things to consider: swallowing debilitatingly stupid bullshit or swallowing debilitatingly vitriolic bullshit?


Speaker of the House John Boehner or Jon Bon Jovi?
Things to consider: mandatory spray tans or “Shot through the Heart” as the national anthem?

(Actually, “Shot Through the Heart” as the national anthem might be kind of awesome.)




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All Kinds of Awesome.

Do you like hilariousness? If so, please read this from The Borowitz Report.

(Thanks to NYDana for this article!)


Fox News Estimates Jon Stewart’s Crowd at Seven People
Disappointing Turnout, News Channel Says



WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – The Fox News Channel reported today that the turnout for Jon Stewart’s “Rally to Restore Sanity” was underwhelming at best, with Fox sources estimating the total turnout at seven people.

“Our total count includes Stewart, [Stephen] Colbert, and what appear to be a few of their friends and relatives,” said Fox anchor Shepard Smith. “This has to be a smaller crowd than they were expecting.”

But immediately after Fox broadcast what it described as “live coverage” of the rally showing a nearly-deserted National Mall, viewers began to point out irregularities in the images being shown.

First of all, one viewer noticed that the live coverage of the rally was actually being broadcast a full twelve hours before the rally began.

Second, an expert identified the supposedly “live footage” of today’s rally as file footage from a Sunday in 1997 when the Mall was completely shut down for reseeding.
Even in the face of such evidence, Fox stood by its story, with Fox host Glenn Beck pointing out that the seven people in attendance were “largely elitists.”

“I was struck by how many correctly spelled signs there were,” Mr. Beck said. “That’s not my America.”




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Glenn Beck Sucks.

Hello dear blog,

So it has been a while since I have posted, but life has been very busy. It will be slowing down very soon (although not really). For now though, I just wanted to give you this article about Glenn Beck and how he has the same tax problems as the people that he screams and cries about on his show. How do you spell hypocrite?

Here is the link.

Q: Could that guy be any more of a douche bag?
A: You know what, yeah, he probably can be, and will be.

Oh, and just for google purposes: James Bezerra says Glenn Beck is a douche bag and a hypocrite.
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