Bathsalts Made Me Do It.

Bathsalts Made Me Do It

by james bezerra

My recent string of violent assaults

was the result of a bender with bathsalts.

I sincerely apologize

for feasting on that man’s eyes.

And for devouring that woman’s head,

but as I have said,

I was in quite the altered state!

Now however I feel great!

So perhaps the governor

would seriously consider

a stay of execution?

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