Bathsalts Made Me Do It
by james bezerra
My recent string of violent assaults
was the result of a bender with bathsalts.
I sincerely apologize
for feasting on that man’s eyes.
And for devouring that woman’s head,
but as I have said,
I was in quite the altered state!
Now however I feel great!
So perhaps the governor
would seriously consider
a stay of execution?
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