Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Scenes from a Skyjacking.

Scenes from a Skyjacking
by james bezerra

Scene 1: Have a plan.
The moment we seize
control, I am stopping this
terrible movie.

Scene 2: Don’t shoot the pilot.
Oh great! Now who is
going to fly this jumbo
jet to Mexico?


Scene 3: Make use of the hostages.
Ask the stewardess
if she knows how to lower
the front landing gear.

Scene 4: Have an exit strategy.
Mexico is a
non-extradition treaty
country … probably.

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