Why I Don’t Have a Twitter.

Why I Don’t Have a Twitter
by james bezerra

My cousin just asked me
why I don’t have a Twitter
and here is what I told her,
“You see, I agree
that it sounds quite fun to tweet,
but for my money you just can’t beat
having the ability
to use an extravagantly gargantuan word
when you want to show off your vocabulary!”
She called me a pretentious turd.

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