Quaint Old Timey Torture
by james bezerra
In the olden days,
they had their ways
of getting you to talk.
They’d put you in a maze
and slowly fill it full with mayonnaise;
making it very hard for you to walk.
It wasn’t really torture,
but annoying to be sure.
Also, it wasn’t very secure,
most people just made a mayonnaise ladder
to scale the walls of the enclosure
and away they would quickly venture.
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