** The editors here at Standardkink felt the need to issue a special apology for the next poem, as it is really quite ridiculous. We are very sorry. **
Colorful Animal Eccentricities!
by james bezerra
You know what I would like to see?
A purple chimpanzee
that can water ski!
Or an orange platypus
that can drive a school bus!
Or a pink rhinoceroses
whose nose grows
the angrier it grows!
I would also like to see
a lilac-colored lion of the sea
which could win a spelling bee
while also getting everyone to agree
on a new Israeli
foreign policy!
Obviously
I’m a fan of colorful
animals that are full
of eccentricity!
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