So by now you are probably aware that I am in a totally fake band. We don’t play or practice or get together at all really. In fact only one of us can actually play what would be traditionally called an “instrument” (I play the variable-speed blender, for instance).
However one of my favorite things to do is collect words and phrases that would make good names for songs. I am very good at this. If you were to go back through this blog you would find enough song titles to fill an entire career.
Below are some new (and might I say, pretty awesome) titles for our next album:
Society of Excess
Bubble Gum Punk
Feeding Cows: Raising the Steaks
Instantaneous Lobotomy
IBM Helped the Holocaust
Greed & Grace
Machine Throat
American Dream Defaulted
Sturdy Girl
You Know You Should Not Trust
Erase Your Touch
Better People Than You Are Powerless
The Tragedy Tourist
Mad Like God
Delighted and Content (With Murder!)
The Long, Dull Story of Everything
Platonic Futility
The Happiness Study
Perpetual Motion Junkie
This is totally an album that you want to hear, right?
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