Showing posts with label tom cruise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tom cruise. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

How to Have a Good Day.

Most days don’t feel like anything. This is not a quarantine post. It’s just that most of the days of our lives run like sands through an hour glass and who wants to remember that? Do you know how many times I’ve paid an electric bill in my life? Do you know how many I remember? And why would I?


One of the things I’m trying to do lately with the changes I’m making in my life is to find a way to have more good days, not GREAT days, mind you, just low-key good days. Days that didn’t slip away.


Over the last few years I came to a slow realization about what I like to do on a normal, boring, otherwise forgettable day and I have turned it into a simple little metric. I’m going to tell you what it is and at first you’re going to be all like, “Well that doesn’t sound that hard to pull off!”


But I assure you, it is.


Are you ready?


Here it is: Run. Write. Read.


That’s it! 


If you can manage to fit those three things into a normal workaday, normal forgettable, normal day kinda day, then you will have had a good day. 


This is when you go, “Well I could do that!”


Oh yeah buddy? Well give it a try!


It is harder than it sounds.


Let’s do the math: I sleep for 8 hours (obviously the first 6 are in the morning and the last 2 are at night), I work 8 hours a day, but (as they keep telling me) I am “required by law” to take at least a half hour lunch, so really my workday allotment of time is actually 8.5 hours end-to-end. 


Add those up = 16.5 hours, which leaves me 7.5 in a day in which to live my life. 


I get up at 6 and I start work at 8:30, so I have allotted 2.5 hours in the morning. This is for the yoga I haven’t been doing (did some today though), I shower and clean up, I do one of my silly little daily drawings that I post on my artsy Instagram account (@standard_kink), I write a blog post like this one, I listen to a couple of morning news podcasts, I drink coffee. Around 8:15 I drink a meal replacement protein shake and put on my work clothes (Just a t-shirt and a button up. I have worn jeans the entire quarantine. I don’t own sweats).


Okay, so that’s 8 hours of sleep, 8.5 hours of work, 2.5 hours in the morning doing cool stuff, which leaves me precisely 5 hours when I log off work at 5pm. At 5pm I immediately change into running gear and head out the door. (I have to do it this way so that I can draft off the last of my work energy to get me out the door. If I waited until 5:30, I wouldn’t actually go. Plus, the sun sets just after 6pm here right now, so I have to go at 5. Lately I have been running for about an hour. I come back, I shower and clean up, and I start making dinner. Lately I eat pretty much the same thing every night (jasmine rice with sauteed veggies and fish. Throw in some curry powder, some onion powder, soy sauce and black sesame oil … *chef’s kiss*). I watch Youtube while I eat (often the first half of PBS News hour). Then I do the dishes.


By the time all of that is over, it is usually about at or approaching 8pm. Two hours remaining.


From 8 to 9 I have scheduled time to either write or read. Last night I sat down to read and ended up reading until almost 9:30.


BUT! And here is the cool part, because I had written a blog post that morning, I had TECHNICALLY written already (Though considering the writing of a blog post to be “writing” is kind of like in Interview with the Vampire when Tom Cruise in living on rats; it will do the trick, but isn’t really anyone’s preference). 


So yesterday was a Run, Write, Read day! I closed the book about 9:30 and still had about a half hour to kill my brain on Twitter.


I plan to have more RWR Days in the future. Those days make me feel like I did something. Like I didn’t just live another day that will forever slip away, like sands through an hourglass.


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Monday, November 4, 2013

Top Gun and Why I Have No Friends.




I may have had a small epiphany in class tonight that helps to explain why I seem to be having so much trouble relating to the Millennials who seem to surround me much of the time now in grad school.

On break I was having a conversation with a couple of guys about the film “Top Gun”. One of the guys was nearly my age and the other was much younger, probably twenty-five. When I made an offhand comment about how “Top Gun” is one of the most homoerotic movies ever made (which I thought was simply understood by all humans as fact), the guy my age just laughed but the younger guy seemed almost offended, as if it was unthinkable to think such a thing. And this guy is an English grad student who has - by virtue of being an English grad student - been specifically trained to unpack the meanings and innuendos of texts (be them books or movies or whathaveyou).

Anyway, a lightbulb went off in my head and I realized that my finely honed rhetorical device of hyperbolic opinionation is not understood to be ironically humorous.

Is it possible that all those post-9/11 articles I remember scoffing at, which sincerely postulated the new Post-Ironic Age were actually TRUE and ACCURATE!

Well obviously I don’t know how to live in such a world and am at this moment trying to conceive of the most ironic way to kill myself. At the moment I’m torn between leaping from a Disney cruise ship or suffering a heart attack caused by too much happiness.

Now, there is always the possibility that I’m just not funny. But who are we kidding? That’s not a real possibility.

Though I will admit to you that much of my life consists of having my personal sense of humor confused by others as a form of glibness. This is probably why part of me usually feels like I’m Oscar Wilde hanging out with a bus-load of Jesuits. Granted that, I’m not terribly bothered by the fact I seem to have trouble getting along with the younger students around me. It is just a new experience for me, given that I’m so accustomed to people just loving the hell out of me. (Can you tell I’m a middle child? Because maybe by me telling you that everyone loves the hell out of me I am able to displace your feelings in such a way that choosing not to love the hell out of me places you at odds with all of civilization? Man, my imaginary therapist is going to have a lot to say about that.)

Oh, also, just in case it needs to be said - which apparently it does - "Top Gun" is one of the most homoerotic movies ever made. While I have no problem with homoeroticism, I do take some issue with homoeroticism that feels the need to hide itself behind the machismo of frat boy versions of male masculinity. That’s one of the reasons I have so much trouble watching football: all of that man flesh slapping together because a bunch of 300 pound dudes are fighting about which end the balls go in. Come on.


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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Once Upon a Time this Poem Would Have Gotten Me Killed by The Gestapo.

Once Upon a Time this Poem Would Have Gotten Me Killed by The Gestapo.


by james bezerra



Did you ever see

that one movie

where Tom Cruise tried to kill Hitler?

How about the one where Quentin Tarantino

killed him in a big bullet-y crescendo?

Or that one Dirty Dozen wherein

the Dozen nearly does Hitler in?

Now Hitler really was a difficult guy to kill.

They say he died in 1945

but I think time will tell,

that he actually escaped in a submarine.

And that he is still alive

and has engineered a race of very mean

undersea soldiers who will

stop at nothing to restore

their very old emperor

named Hitler!

We need to mobilize Hollywood

to find out how they would

finally kill this soggy old jerk Hitler.

 
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

"That's Goose ... with two Os"

Oh man! TOP GUN is on TV.

I love TOP GUN, though I really choose not to ever watch it. I like to remember it the way that it was when I was twelve, before I knew that it was the most homoerotic movie ever. Ever. I have seen gay porn that was less homoerotic.

Not that I have a problem with homoeroticism, it just isn’t my cup of tea.

Plus, I don’t have the time really to watch the whole movie. I know that you don’t either, so please just watch this one.






So awesomely gay.


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