Once Upon a Time this Poem Would Have Gotten Me Killed by The Gestapo.

Once Upon a Time this Poem Would Have Gotten Me Killed by The Gestapo.


by james bezerra



Did you ever see

that one movie

where Tom Cruise tried to kill Hitler?

How about the one where Quentin Tarantino

killed him in a big bullet-y crescendo?

Or that one Dirty Dozen wherein

the Dozen nearly does Hitler in?

Now Hitler really was a difficult guy to kill.

They say he died in 1945

but I think time will tell,

that he actually escaped in a submarine.

And that he is still alive

and has engineered a race of very mean

undersea soldiers who will

stop at nothing to restore

their very old emperor

named Hitler!

We need to mobilize Hollywood

to find out how they would

finally kill this soggy old jerk Hitler.

 
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