Showing posts with label highway to the danger zone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label highway to the danger zone. Show all posts

Monday, November 4, 2013

Top Gun and Why I Have No Friends.




I may have had a small epiphany in class tonight that helps to explain why I seem to be having so much trouble relating to the Millennials who seem to surround me much of the time now in grad school.

On break I was having a conversation with a couple of guys about the film “Top Gun”. One of the guys was nearly my age and the other was much younger, probably twenty-five. When I made an offhand comment about how “Top Gun” is one of the most homoerotic movies ever made (which I thought was simply understood by all humans as fact), the guy my age just laughed but the younger guy seemed almost offended, as if it was unthinkable to think such a thing. And this guy is an English grad student who has - by virtue of being an English grad student - been specifically trained to unpack the meanings and innuendos of texts (be them books or movies or whathaveyou).

Anyway, a lightbulb went off in my head and I realized that my finely honed rhetorical device of hyperbolic opinionation is not understood to be ironically humorous.

Is it possible that all those post-9/11 articles I remember scoffing at, which sincerely postulated the new Post-Ironic Age were actually TRUE and ACCURATE!

Well obviously I don’t know how to live in such a world and am at this moment trying to conceive of the most ironic way to kill myself. At the moment I’m torn between leaping from a Disney cruise ship or suffering a heart attack caused by too much happiness.

Now, there is always the possibility that I’m just not funny. But who are we kidding? That’s not a real possibility.

Though I will admit to you that much of my life consists of having my personal sense of humor confused by others as a form of glibness. This is probably why part of me usually feels like I’m Oscar Wilde hanging out with a bus-load of Jesuits. Granted that, I’m not terribly bothered by the fact I seem to have trouble getting along with the younger students around me. It is just a new experience for me, given that I’m so accustomed to people just loving the hell out of me. (Can you tell I’m a middle child? Because maybe by me telling you that everyone loves the hell out of me I am able to displace your feelings in such a way that choosing not to love the hell out of me places you at odds with all of civilization? Man, my imaginary therapist is going to have a lot to say about that.)

Oh, also, just in case it needs to be said - which apparently it does - "Top Gun" is one of the most homoerotic movies ever made. While I have no problem with homoeroticism, I do take some issue with homoeroticism that feels the need to hide itself behind the machismo of frat boy versions of male masculinity. That’s one of the reasons I have so much trouble watching football: all of that man flesh slapping together because a bunch of 300 pound dudes are fighting about which end the balls go in. Come on.


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