An Actual Text Message I Just Sent.

An Actual Text Message I Just Sent
by james bezerra

I don't know how old she is. My age system works like this: tiny babies, sticky little people, teenage cheerleaders, not-30, 30ish, older than that, dead.

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An Actual Text Message I Just Sent.

Because I find myself endlessly entertaining, here is an actual text message I just sent:

If I got as much done every day as I have gotten done today, I would not only rule the world, but I would be ruling it from the ice castle I built on Mars.

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An Actual Text Message I Just Sent.

An Actual Text Message I Just Sent

by james bezerra

MY FRIEND: What are you doing?

ME: I am writing an email to a bunch of Marxists at the University of Florida trying to convince them that they should let me come read them my collection of poetry about Capitalism.

I am so happy that I find my own life so utterly fascinating.

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