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Saturday, October 18, 2014

An Actual Text Message I Just Sent.

An Actual Text Message I Just Sent

by james bezerra

MY FRIEND: What are you doing?

ME: I am writing an email to a bunch of Marxists at the University of Florida trying to convince them that they should let me come read them my collection of poetry about Capitalism.

I am so happy that I find my own life so utterly fascinating.

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Friday, February 7, 2014

Out of Context Things!

An actual text I just sent:

I think that when dinosaurs are involved the answer is always ‘yes’ no matter what the question is.

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Kink, but just the regular kind.

Hello and welcome to Standard Kink. This is a blog. So already you know I’m that kind of person. Herein you will find a lot of random miscellanea. I’m a writer still struggling to find his audience, so sometimes you’ll find my real writing here, short fiction and whatnot. But you will also find my bitter rants, my hopes, my dreams, and all the things I scream at the TV. I love the world, I really do, but it constantly challenges me to keep on loving it. They say that life is beautiful, but complicated. I agree.