Showing posts with label narcissism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label narcissism. Show all posts

Monday, March 2, 2015

An Actual Text Message I Just Sent.


Because I find myself endlessly entertaining, here is an actual text message I just sent:

If I got as much done every day as I have gotten done today, I would not only rule the world, but I would be ruling it from the ice castle I built on Mars.

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Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Peach.


Any writer worth your time needs to be at least a little bit of a hedonist, if only so that he can describe fruit well.



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Sunday, August 5, 2012

I will Love You Forever-ish.



I will Love You Forever-ish
by james bezerra

You were lovely
when I first met you.
You were lovelier still
when I first kissed you.
So can you blame my lack of will
to simply love you still
when you stopped being quite so lovely?

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