Guess-Who-is-Texting Me.

Dear The Internet,

I am currently involved in a game of guess-who-is-texting me. A number not in my contacts is texting me and seems to know a lot about me. Since you probably don’t know them either, feel free to mystery-text them yourself! No one will ever know and I will never tell! This is a consequence-free situation for you! Let your lesser angles win for once! If you can’t think of any suitably harassing thing to say, just tell them that Jamie says hi.

818-652-1614

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Problems My Grandfather Never Had.

Problems My Grandfather Never Had
by james bezerra

You can always tell
when they sell
your email.

Suddenly my in-box
is full of stuff about penny stocks
and “Buy a pre-owned BMW!”
or “How to spice up your BBQ!”

Should I be worried
that so many people out there
are clearly very worried
about my sexual staying power?

But it’s not all annoyance,
I have met a rich Nigerian prince!
I’m going to help him move his money
here to our country!

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Rachel Maddow's Computer

Rachel Maddow was just on the Daily Show and she referred to her computer as "the internet machine".

I just think that's funny.

Man, she rocks.