Problems My Grandfather Never Had.

Problems My Grandfather Never Had
by james bezerra

You can always tell
when they sell
your email.

Suddenly my in-box
is full of stuff about penny stocks
and “Buy a pre-owned BMW!”
or “How to spice up your BBQ!”

Should I be worried
that so many people out there
are clearly very worried
about my sexual staying power?

But it’s not all annoyance,
I have met a rich Nigerian prince!
I’m going to help him move his money
here to our country!

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