Showing posts with label George w. bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George w. bush. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

On the Move, March 2003

On the Move,
March 2003
by james bezerra
We drove east for days.
It always seemed to be the middle of the night.
I learned my body can’t handle
7-11 coffee
and diet Red Bull
in the same two hundred miles.
We woke in a New Mexico motel
as US armor swooped into Iraqi desert
and we sat there,
dumbfounded,
eating Egg McMuffins watching war,
live,
on TV.
Just like that.
No one had ever quite seen that before:
a TV camera on a tank.
We’re so used to it now:
The Forever War.
Anderson Cooper in a desert,
stylish black flak jacket -
makes one wonder if it’s custom tailored
and where do you find a tailor
who works with Kevlar? -
he looks square-y from a bad uplink;
Looks like he’s on safari.
Pink and yellow Tulsa strip club neon shimmies
like a mirage
of a lighthouse
when we pass on the 44 at night.
That’s all I remember of Oklahoma.
New forms of food we found along the way:
White Castle, Waffle House, Cracker Barrel,
Lambert’s CafĂ© home of the Throwed Rolls. Fried Okra,
which I thought were chicken nuggets, but which very much weren’t.
Other things we’d never of heard of then:
IED
and extraordinary rendition,
enhanced interrogation,
sectarian violence,
surge and hold,
and Abu Ghraib,
and Green Zone,
and Blackwater,
and Haliburton,
Oscar Mike and
oh-dark-30
and embrace the suck
and hollow armies
and The 80 Percent Solution.
It was harder to find a drink
in the middle west,
but on the same day
I did see
the world’s largest banjo
and its most giant fiddle.
Yakov Smirnoff had a theater then
in Branson Missouri
and on Sundays
they used it as a church.
How do you even measure a war anyway, -
we asked in Hannibal,
trying to skip stones across the Mississippi -
in tons of ordinance? In time?
In pints of blood
or un-beat heartbeats?
In Illinois
in East St. Louis
a guy told me they dig basements
with dynamite.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Dear Libyan Rebels.



Rebels Gain Near Tripoli.

Dear Libyan Rebels,

We’re really sorry that we were kind of a tease about that whole, “supporting freedom and democracy” thing, but we’ve just been really busy, you know? It’s not that we don’t like you, it’s just that we’re kind of already involved in a pretty serious “supporting freedom and democracy” relationship (two actually, but don’t tell, because Iraq always gets super jealous and loses its temper when we stop paying attention) and we just really want to see where that goes, because we have already put a lot of time in. But maybe one day, if you’re still wanting some freedom, and stuff, then maybe we can give it a try, maybe. But – like – something casual, like lifting those export tariffs and maybe just a little over-the-clothes action.

TTFN,

The United States of America


P.S.
We’re super proud of you though!

P.P.S.
We always liked you better than Egypt, but ssshhhh, don’t tell!

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Monday, August 15, 2011

Dear Texas ...

Dear Texas,

You know, clearly things are just going too well in the country right now, would you mind sending us another of your super-conservative, fundamentalist-Christian, yahoo governors?

Thanks,
The Editors here at Standard Kink




P.S.
In other news, we here at Standard Kink have officially fired Iowa from being a state. If Canada or Mexico or France or Chile or Luxemburg, or really any other country out there would like Iowa, please feel free to start redrawing your maps and updating you civics books. Over here in America we have already begun building a wall around the former state of Iowa. For the time being, please enjoy this article from the Borowitz Report.

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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

W. on My Mind.

W. on My Mind
by james bezerra

When you’re dead and gone
I wonder if you’ll wonder
if we thought that you got anything done.
Well you need not ponder:
your legacy will be one of tragically massive blunder.


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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Sometimes I am Ashamed of Us by james bezerra

Sometimes I am Ashamed of Us
by james bezerra


Hey, remember how we
all demanded to see
Bill Clinton’s birth certificate?

Remember the dearth
of people demanding proof-of-birth
from George W. Bush?

Remember the giant
grassroots push
to get proof from George Herbert Walker Bush?

How about Ronald Regan?
When we all went on TV and made him
produce his birth certificate?

Oh, that’s right,
those things never happened.

I wonder why
we suddenly suspect
that this President
is telling a lie.

I wonder …
wonder, wonder, wonder … why?
Is there something apparent to the naked eye
that’s different
about this President?

Hmmmm?
What could it be?
Is there something that you see
that makes him
not like the others?


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