Yep.

Texas school employee shot in gun safety class.


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Texas Cartoon.

Texas Cartoon
by james bezerra

Is it ridiculous
or just egregious
that Texas wants us
to elect another governor who
is a cartoonish yahoo?

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Dear Texas ...

Dear Texas,

You know, clearly things are just going too well in the country right now, would you mind sending us another of your super-conservative, fundamentalist-Christian, yahoo governors?

Thanks,
The Editors here at Standard Kink




P.S.
In other news, we here at Standard Kink have officially fired Iowa from being a state. If Canada or Mexico or France or Chile or Luxemburg, or really any other country out there would like Iowa, please feel free to start redrawing your maps and updating you civics books. Over here in America we have already begun building a wall around the former state of Iowa. For the time being, please enjoy this article from the Borowitz Report.

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Texas Deserves Itself.

So the world would not be the world unless someone somewhere in Texas was doing something that annoyed me.

In the latest bit of bother, Governor Rick Perry has been blowing a nice chunk of taxpayer cash on a not-too-shabby pad outside of Austin.

Here is the first paragraph from the AP article on Yahoo:

AUSTIN, Texas – With the state facing a budget shortfall of at least $11 billion, Texas Gov. Rick Perry has spent almost $600,000 in public money during the past two years to live in a sprawling rental home in the hills above the capital, according to records obtained by The Associated Press.

And here is the link: Click me! Click me!


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The Cold War Gets "Mild" (like the sauce).

So recently one of my brothers got to take an important Eastern European political dignitary to a Texas Taco Bell. Apparently they had an in-depth and far-reaching conversation about things like the future of NATO and the misleading categorization of Taco Bell’s hot sauces.

There is a fabulous joke in this somewhere, but I don’t quite have it yet.

But I’m working on it.

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Violet's Favorite Article of the Week

Here is Violet's favorite article of the week. She says that when she read it she cried (becasuse it is so funny).

Hackers in Texas hack road signs on the side of the road to warn of zombies!

Here is the article.

Ha!

Just kidding! That's not a link! See how it isn't all lit up?

Here ya go. Happy zomie hunting.