Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Newt Gingrich: Worse Than We Thought.

In other magazine news: Hey, remember Newt Gingrich? He was that kind of awful, incredulous prick who led what is now sanctimoniously called “The Republican Revolution” of the 1990s?

Remember there was always that rumor that while he was witch-hunting Bill Clinton for getting a blowjob that he served divorce papers on his wife while she was in the hospital, because he was having an affair and wanted out of his marriage?

Remember how I nearly broke that TV that time throwing shit at it when he was talking?

Anyway, ESQUIRE magazine - long a waste-of-time publication about men’s hair products or something - has published a very interesting profile of the man, complete with an interview with his wife Marianne.

You can read the interview at esquire.com.

Newt comes off - same as he ever was - as a cross between a bullshit banshee and a cantankerously hypocritical fuck. Basically he’s a cancer on the soul of America. There are special places in Hell for people like this and I can only pray that he lives long enough for his grandchildren to grow up and be ashamed of him.



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