Many of you know that I am in a completely hypothetical band. We don’t - you know - actually “play music” or “own instruments”, we simply exist as a band in the universe. Pretty much anybody can be in the band. Do you want to be in our band? POOF! You’re in the band. Congratulations.
Over the years I have been compiling a list of songs that I will never write. The songs below will be on our forthcoming album which will never be written, recorded, or released. Enjoy!
The Abstract Machine
Your Unengineered Moral Architecture is Crumbling
The Root Book
Magical Realism on the Great Plains
Binary Logic is the Spiritual reality of the root-tree
Too Thin Information
The Abortionists of Unity
Pay to the Order of Disorder!
The Alligator Knows an Eskimo
The Charming Crimes I Commit
Flat Multiplicities of n Dimensions
That Gun-Penis Thing
What We Do in the 6th Floor Stairwell
Microfascisms
White Dudes Speaking for Other People
Your Wikipedia of Desire
Follow the Plants
Pop Nihilism
Heavy Metal Hanukkah
Partying in Secret
Jimmy Smits and the Riots!
The Fossil Song.
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(Some of these are words/ideas straight up lifted from Deleuze & Guattari’s introduction to their book a thousand plateaus [which I was recently made to read] and luckily for me, their “rhizomatic” approach to systems of knowledge seems to preclude the possibility of plagiarism and so they can’t sue me for stealing from them. Suckers!).
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(Some of these are words/ideas straight up lifted from Deleuze & Guattari’s introduction to their book a thousand plateaus [which I was recently made to read] and luckily for me, their “rhizomatic” approach to systems of knowledge seems to preclude the possibility of plagiarism and so they can’t sue me for stealing from them. Suckers!).
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