Scenes From an Italian Restaurant.

Some of you may know that I have a background as a playwright and that from time to time I like to dash off short plays for fun. Well, here is a short play re-imagining a conversation/lame publicity stunt which recently took place between Sarah Palin and Donald Trump. 

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Scenes From an Italian Restaurant 
a short play 
by james bezerra 

ACT I SCENE I A man and a woman and the man’s disastrously bad “hair” sit at a table in a pizzeria. The woman is former Alaska Governor and current media-whore Sarah Palin. The man is former and current and perpetual media-whore Donald Trump. The hair is of an unknown composition. The three quietly eat their pizza slices. 

TRUMP: Hey Sarah, remember when we were politically relevant? 
PALIN: I don’t know what that word means. 

CURTAIN. 



Fin! 

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