Stuff I Should Come Clean About.

Things I totally want to write about but which I probably won’t ever get around to writing about:

- Why I like running out of things.

- Why I wish I could get into these vampire shows.

- How I am totally envious/angry about acquaintances who are active travelers in the world.  

- How squirrels are way better than TV.

- How I pick my toothpaste.

- What I think I have been missing at the Olympics by not having cable.

- Why I think I could (eventually) be good at the biathlon.

- Did you ever think about how weird it is that the mouse and the keyboard function very differently?

- That time that it was more fun to hang out and talk with that stripper than it was to ask her to be all striper-y?

- How I would like to start living the way a grown-up would live.

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