Halloween Haiku.

Halloween is so
frightening. Sixty bucks for
a costume? Eegad!

Everyone complains,
“The outfits are too sexy.”
I just disagree.

Let’s dress up tonight!
Sexy bunny? Slutty witch?
Totally okay.

Am I suddenly
a Halloween-o-phile?
Not actually.

But candy is good,
dressing like an idiot
is also okay.

Mostly I just want
to have an awesome séance;
invite ghosts over.


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