Dark Side Astrology.

So I’m not given to astrology, but you know how it is with the internet, you start out reading about the history of trigonometry and then you click a link and click a link and click a link and before you know it you’re watching Amish porn.

Well something kinda like that just happened and I came across a page about the dark side of astrological signs. This is nothing new (we have all seen the book about this on that table at Urban Outfitters), but what struck me is how the dark side of Libras (which I am) reads exactly like some of the emails that I’ve gotten from my Ex.

Here, read this and enjoy my humiliation:

Libra
If passive-aggressive behavior, condescension and bottled up anger that results in poorly-timed barbs and fickle infidelity doesn't sound appealing to you, than look out for a Libra in their lesser form. The balanced one - in anything less than top shape - is actually completely unbalanced, and without even realizing it will mine the depths of your tolerance as they take stabs at you (verbal and gestural) for merely being yourself. This is because Libra has a tendency to idealize their partners - and as soon as mates fall short in any way (which they inevitably do), they'll become disillusioned. To deal with Libra (and their unfair expectations) is to call them out on their crap and don't stand for their outside flirtations. While infidelity is appealing to these airy creatures, partnership is their preferred state - particularly if you're the one who may leave or stray.

You can read about whatever the hell is wrong with you here.


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