Showing posts with label television. Show all posts
Showing posts with label television. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

TMNT.





An awesome idea I just had for a cartoon show:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises!
They’re like the Ninja Turtles, except bigger and slower and less motivated. They still fight crime, but it just takes them a really, really long time to do it. They’re not so much ninjas, I guess, as they are more like Zen masters and they don’t really get flustered or excited about anything. In their downtime they eat pizza, but it is pretty much always cold because it takes them so long to get around to it. And instead of being named after renaissance artists they are named for different ages of geologic time.
I think this will be the most quickly-canceled cartoon show in television history! But it will later find a cult following on Netflix.

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Thursday, August 29, 2013

Thoughts on a TV Show that Isn’t on TV Anymore.





This is going to be one of the more obscure posts I have ever written and that is saying something.


I am a huge fan of the long-off-the-air TV show called The West Wing. It was a show about the trials and tribulations of a fantastically liberal US President and his staff. Since I recently moved into my own little apartment and have been finding ways to adjust to what I believe is clinically referred to as “loneliness” I have been on a week-long marathon West Wing bender (all seven seasons are up on Netflix).


The West Wing is a show that I return to every so often the way that other people return to Star Wars periodically. I know these episodes in and out, I know the characters up and down and having them going on in the background while I unpack my pots and pans has been very comforting; like having some old friends around.


However, everything I just said is only true of the first four seasons of The West Wing. And this is why this is interesting(ish).


In addition to simply being a very good and grown-up television show, The West Wing was unique because it was created by a man named Aaron Sorkin who did almost all of the writing for the first four seasons and none of the writing for the last three. The shift in the writing is tectonic and I think that is a very interesting thing to be aware of on a writerly sort of level.


You know Aaron Sorkin whether you know you do or not. He wrote A Few Good Men (“You can’t handle the true!”) and The Social Network (“You know what’s cooler than a million dollars ..?”) as well as a bunch of other stuff you have seen, but The West Wing is probably always going to be his opus if only because it was on for so long and so consistently good when he was writing it.


So he wrote the first four seasons. My understanding of why it stops there has a lot to do with the fact that having one guy writing everything caused expensive production delays and also the A.S. had some drug problems which caused some legal problems which caused even more and even more expensive production delays. So he and the show parted ways and the people behind the show assembled an army of TV writers to take over. Whether or not they did a good job has been debated (in Entertainment Weekly, I guess), but I will spare you the suspense and just tell you that they did not do a good job.


The show had a very specific tone and style and rhythm when Sorkin was writing it. It wasn’t just specific, it was unique. Obviously a room full of people couldn’t replicate what one guy had been doing himself for four or five years.


What is interesting is what they did. Once they took over - suddenly and immediately - as season five begins, there is an effort to replicate what had been going on before. The show was known for very fast and heavy dialogue and the ability to distill complex and abstract issues of politics and bureaucracy into cogent ideas and dramatic storylines (There is an episode in the first season that makes the census seem both interesting and dramatic. The. Census.) and so for an episode or two the new writers tried to do that, only they had no idea how to do that. What they did instead was watch all of the old episodes of The West Wing, notice that there were very few explosions, very little gun fire, no car chases and virtually no sex, and determine that what THEY should do is downplay all of the climactic moments. They end up burying all of their dramatic moments because they made the assumption that that was what a show with no explosions, gunfire, car chases or sex must have been doing this whole time.


That play didn’t last very long though and by the third episode of this newly-committee-written show, they opened with some jumpy/jittery flashback bullshit about a character falling off her horse as a girl and that - yes, THAT - is supposed to provide some sort of thematic backbone to a storyline about a woman dealing with trauma. To which I have to ask, “Really?!” This was a show that previously did not have ANY metaphorically-dramatic horses! Also, flashbacks were never treated as flashbacks, but as fully integrated concurrent storylines.


By the fourth episode of The Season of What The Fuck? there is a storyline that involves a mean-spirited gag of a presidential speech accidentally - yes, ACCIDENTALLY - being loaded into the President's teleprompter.


All of this is just my fancy way of saying that the show went from being kind of amazing to being not even good. I remember all of this as it happened in real time when the show was on TV and I stopped watching it. So right now - tonight - this is all very exciting for me because there is a season and some change of this show which I have never watched. I’m told that it blows for another season and that there is an episode which blatantly rips off Michael Bay’s epicly craptacular Armageddon.


What is additionally interesting is that by the final season of the show, that roomfull of writers had actually figured out how to replicate Aaron Sorkin’s mojo and they got things back on track. I have watched that final season and it is pretty good. It (accidentally) foretells the 2008 Presidential campaign in that it has an energetic and idealistic minority Democrat candidate running against an older by maverick liberal Republican.


What is additionally - writerly-ly - interesting about that last season is that the storylines start to recycle from the original seasons. That room full of writers found their groove by recreating the work that Sorkin had already done.

If you take away for a moment the fact that I am being a total fanboy right now - we might as well be arguing about whether the the USS Enterprise B had a more efficient Dilithium Crystal arrangement than the USS Enterprise D - there is something worth being aware of when you watch this show that has such a marked rift right in the middle of it. Sure, it is something that most people in the world don’t care about, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth being aware of; what is on display here is how important good writing can be. Not just in making a TV show good or not, but in conveying ideas, or not. Go0d writing can make the census exciting and dramatic, or not. Good writing can be vital. It can be alive like blood pumping down an artery, or not. It can teach us about the world we live in. Or not. And understanding how and why that works is important. Not just to fanboys, but to all of us.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Enigma.



I’ve been watching a lot of Hulu lately and I have frequently been watching this show called “Secrets of War” and it is mostly about World War II, imagine that. I’m not a war buff or a WWII buff or anything, I just find history interesting. I have already watched all of the “Pure History” episodes (those are generally great, BTW).


So I have been watching this SECRETS OF WAR! Show (If the title was less bombastic I might not feel like such a nerd right now) and many, many, many times they have explained how the Nazi code machine Enigma worked. If you have a passing knowledge of World War II espionage you know that the Enigma machine was supposed to be unbreakable but that the British (with help from the Polish) figured it out early in the war and so the Allies were reading the Nazi’s mail the whole time. Well I get a little upset because every episode that has to address the Enigma machine itself uses THE SAME little explanatory footage and history. It is verbatim from one episode to another. Basically the makers of this show made the explanation one time and used it over and over and over again. Like the poor, put-upon editors of this series get to the enigma part in the script and sigh and shrug and ask each other, “Where is that Enigma thing we made, I have to drop the damn thing in here again.”


I don’t know why this annoys me so much. 

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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Flashbacks.

Hey, remember how you would come home after school when you were a kid and watch Magnum P.I. with your mom because she just loved that moustache? And remember how he used to have Vietnam flashbacks about being a VC prisoner in one of those hanging bamboo cages and how he was tortured and how he had to watch his friends (like the helicopter pilot T.C.) get all tortured and stuff? Well my question is, I guess, why was your mom letting you watch shit like that? And why in the hell was it on in the afternoon? And the guy had a moustache and lived in Hawaii and drove a fricken’ Ferrari, did people NOT think that kids were gonna watch that show?

That is all.



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