Time Delay!

It just occurred to me that it might be possible to schedule blog posts in advance. So .... 

>>> This is a test post! <<<

It is only a test.

I'm writing it Monday at about 9pm and I will schedule it to post Tuesday at 9am.

So let's see if this works! If it does then it means that my technical skill has finally caught up to like 1999!

Here goes nothing!

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Feed.

I was recently shown this very blog as it appears if you have it as a feed on a Mac, and I have to say, I was completely horrified! The man who designed the Standard Kink site and masked that look over to Blogger did a very good job and I have always been very pleased with the simple stylish work that he did. That being said, when you see this thing on a feed it looks like … well, just words on a white page! The horror!

It was scary because it means that there’s no ornamentation to the words! They’re just … WORDS!

And it was right then that I realized that I desperately needed to up my game.

Which, incidentally, scared me so much that I haven’t posted anything in awhile.

Sadly, upping one’s game is much easier said than done.

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Ding Dong, Gaddafi's Gone!

Dear Muammar Gaddafi,

BANG YOU'RE DEAD! Hahahahaha!

Thanks,
The Editors at Standardkink
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Stop Informing Us!

Dear The Media,

Please stop giving us information about Kim Kardashian. We do not care.

We try to be responsible consumers of news. We also think it is important to keep up with the pop cultural zeitgeist, however you have finally broken our will. Please stop keeping us updated on Kim Kardashian or anyone who is connected to and/or “famous” because of her.

Not since the great Paris Hilton Edict of 2007 have we asked you for anything like this, so please respect our wished and just make her go away.

Respectfully,
The Editors at Standard Kink

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Violet can do at once ...

... what takes me a thousand words.

Violet has been engineering the creation of a website for me so that I can shamelessly whore myself to the world. God loves her for that. But there is more! She took some pictures for me to use. Below is just one of them. You shall see the others soon!



Violet is awesome!
Check out her Flickr!