Unfunny Priest.

Unfunny Priest
by james bezerra

A priest walked into a bar alone.
The bartender said, “Well that’s just not funny.”
So he called a rabbi and a Sufi
and they all drank happily.

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Niche Dating.

So I don’t go out to bars that much and, although I live on the outskirts of Los Angeles, I am pitifully uninformed when it comes to strange and fetishistic goings on in the world of niche dating.

However my roommate Clementine (still test-driving blog names for her) has informed me that apparently there exists in the world a little subset of Catholic girls who chase and lust after would-be priests.

That’s right, there are seminary-student groupies.

That seems odd, right?

Odd, but also kind of loyal and almost pious somehow?

It reeks of some sort of daddy-complex if you ask me, but I think that this phenomenon, while bizarre, will make for a pretty good porn film one day (if it hasn’t already).


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