This is a Completely Serious Question.

This is going to seem incredible inconsequential in comparison to the massive post I just wrote (below), but what the hell human being can possibly consume the amount of spreadable brie that comes in the standard sized container of spreadable brie?!

I love me some brie, but I have never seen one of these little wedge-shaped containers emptied. And I have attended many a dinner-party-turned-all-nighter.

Anyway. I have a bunch of spreadable brie in my fridge if you want some.

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Cheese.

You know, maybe I should just give up on writing poems about ham. There was a very funny quote once that went, “Why have all of the great philosophers been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese?”

Perhaps ham is to poetry what cheese is to philosophy.

Hey! That rhymed! I wasn’t even trying to do that! Well … you know what that means! Please see below …

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