Baboons Can Read and The Robots Are Losing!

Out there in the ether of our culture I imagine that there are people having arguments about whether it will be the robots or the hyper-intelligent primates who take over the world (these are probably the same people who concern themselves with the inaccuracies of vampirism in “Twilight”). Well, if you’re keeping score, the primate people are now winning!

This is Dan. Dan is a Baboon. Read, Dan, Read





(The baboon in this picture is not one of the reading baboons featured in the article, but just look at how fricken’ cute it is!)

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My Vacuuming Baboon.

My Vacuuming Baboon, or: She Always Hated that Cat
by james bezerra

I have taught my baboon
to use the vacuum!
Sadly though, when she vacuumed my room
the vacuum consumed
my cat.

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