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Monday, September 22, 2014

The Anachronistics.

The Anachronistics

by james bezerra

Socrates never had a donut. Jesus couldn’t work a telephone. Helen Keller never played Tetris. Moses never saw a penguin. Winston Churchill didn’t even have an email address. Charlemagne couldn’t dunk. Karl Marx didn’t use credit cards. Galileo Galilei had never even heard of New York CIty. Thomas Jefferson couldn’t parallel park.

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Space Invaders from the Planet Virgin!

I can’t believe I have never shown you this. A couple years ago I went to Comicon with my brother and let me tell you, if you like anachronisms Comicon is the place for you.

This is a picture of a bunch of those fake storm trooper things from Battlestar Galactica riding on an escalator.

Awesome.

Kink, but just the regular kind.

Hello and welcome to Standard Kink. This is a blog. So already you know I’m that kind of person. Herein you will find a lot of random miscellanea. I’m a writer still struggling to find his audience, so sometimes you’ll find my real writing here, short fiction and whatnot. But you will also find my bitter rants, my hopes, my dreams, and all the things I scream at the TV. I love the world, I really do, but it constantly challenges me to keep on loving it. They say that life is beautiful, but complicated. I agree.