Showing posts with label NASA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NASA. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

On Work.



If you have not yet read Mary Roach or any of her books, well then you are unforgivably behind the curve and you shouldn’t even bother because you will never be as cool as those of us who have. That being said, she is a talented writer and her books are the funny/smart/accessible realm, falling somewhere on that spectrum in between Malcolm Gladwell and John Hodgeman.

There are many many snippets of her writing worth being repeated here, but below is a passage in “Packing for Mars” that I quite liked. She is writing here about a conversation she had with a cosmonaut psychologist about a Soviet space mission that had to be cut short because one of the cosmonauts (Zholobov) had some sort of nervous breakdown:

My notes say things like, “self-organization of dynamic structures of interpersonal relationships in human society.” But what he had to say about Volynov and Zholobov was clear and simple. “They were exhausted by overwork. The human organism is built for tension and relaxation, work and sleep. The principle of life is rhythm. Who out of us can work nonstop for seventy-two hours? They made them sick people.”

This passage made me think of the famous quip by the British humorist Jerome K. Jerome: I love work; it fascinated me; I can sit and watch it for hours.


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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Space Travel!

Space Travel!
by james bezerra

MISSION CONTROL:
Oh no!
Your spacecraft’s telemetry
is wobbling dangerously!
Fire your retrorockets quickly
if you want to stabilize your reentry,
otherwise we might have a tragedy!

SPACECRAFT:
Hey Mission Control
We’re gonna have to go
to manual control
because our spacecraft has gone into a roll.

MISSION CONTROL:
Oh No!
You’ve gone into a roll?
Did you experience a failure
of your gyroscopic computer?

SPACECRAFT:
That’s affirmative.
So tell your engineers
that if we live
I’m going to kick their rears.

MISSION CONTROL:
Oh they have ears
and they can hear.
That’s a punishment they’ll surely fear.

THE ENGINEERS:
You know, it’s more likely
that the problem is user error
than a catastrophic computer failure.

SPACECRAFT:
You know, I don’t wanta hear it.
I’m busy trying to avoid a giant comet.

MISSION CONTROL:
A giant comet?!
Our recent scan
showed no comet in your flight plan.

SPACECRAFT:
We had to go to Plan B.
So after this comet is averted
we will have to ditch in the sea.

MISSION CONTROL:
Rescue teams have been alerted,
however we still fear
you’ll burn up in the atmosphere.

SPACECRAFT:
That’s a negative.
We will totally live
because the atmosphere
is quite thin here.

THE ENGINEERS:
Um ... yeah, it’s probably likely
you made a wrong turn at that last galaxy
and you’re about to land on the wrong planet.

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Friday, July 29, 2011

No More Space Shuttle!?



No More Space Shuttle!?
by james bezerra

Who can I get angry at?
Now we have to use
a Russian Soyuz?
What kinda crap is that?

Our glorious space shuttle
was graceful and beautiful!
Like a soaring eagle!
The Soyuz looks like a deflated turtle!

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Thursday, March 31, 2011

What We're Getting High On.



About a year ago the editors here at Standardkink were happy to offer up a story and a link about how a baggy of cocaine was found in one of NASA’s shuttle hangers.

Well, it happened AGAIN!

Feed your addiction to stories about NASA & cocaine here.

Somebody over there has a problem. A galactic-sized problem.


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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

A Thought About NASA & Cocaine.





So sometimes you have to ask yourself, if there is anyone in the world who should totally NOT be using cocaine, who is that person?

Well, I would not suppose to answer that question for you, but I would like to make a suggestion: Perhaps the people who care for and maintain the fricken’ space fricken’ shuttle!

Yeah, so apparently they found a bag with cocaine residue in the hanger where the keep the fricken’ space shuttle. Maybe NASA should knock that stuff the hell off.

Read all about the potentially disastrous fun high jinx here!

This is pretty funny though because just the other day Violet and Mike the Director and I were brainstorming an awesome show about the most unqualified guy to ever work at NASA.
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Thanks to Violet for finding this article!
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