For the record, I would like it to be known that I am very
excited about the upcoming Olympics. This has never happened before! I think it
is because this is the first Olympics that has taken place since I have been
trying to lead a non-sedentary lifestyle. I finally have a relatable and
physical understanding of what it must feel like to run a five minute mile (I’m
lucky to do 11 on a good day) and so I am excited to watch real athletes run
and jump and kayak and hop and dance and swim and shoot and pole vault and javelin
and do all of the other things that they train for. May the lord bless and keep
those athletic sons of bitches. For my part, I will skip my own running and eat
some cheddar and sour cream ruffles and watch them perform their hearts out!
The only other television events I’ve ever found this
exciting:
11)
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
22)
The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
33)
Any season premiere of The West Wing (which is
no longer on TV)
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